Ballad of the Bus Driver

Bus Driver good morning

 How are today?

It is quite lovely

And fine you say?

I'm just going to put in my coins

 Then I'll be on my way

 Here you go $ 2. 25 for the fare

Here it is I’m going to put it all in there

What?

You say my fare isn't right?

 Get off what bus?

 You must wanna fight

 Come on now bus driver

 Stop playing the fool

It is getting late

And I have to go to school

Come pay more what?

Give me back my money

 Then I'll get off the next stop.

 Yes I know it is not possible

But you are trying to be hard

Mr. Bus Driver sir

 I do not have a metro card.

 You are so rude

 Your behavior is disgusting,

You are creating a scene

 And it is so embarrassing

 I have more money

 And normally I would just pay

But you behavior is ridiculous

 You can't treat people this way,

 You say mam you are not moving this bus,

 You are not just spiting me

 You spiting all of us

Why is this lady paying for me?

 I don't really know

You lucky there are other people on the bus

  And have somewhere to go.

These bus drivers today

Should take a test for their behavior

Cuz someone is gonna hurt them

Sooner or later!!!