To the Nearest Rest Stop Please

Grumble Grumble
What do I feel ?
I felt it Tumble,
This cant be real
To the nearest rest stop please!!!!

The trip is ver far
And the ride is not smooth
Wish I can do it in the car
But that would just be rude
To the nearest rest stop please!!!!

Wow the sign said next 25 miles
But oh my gosh no restrooms
I feel like its gonna be a pile
I need to go real soon
To the nearest rest stop please!!!!!!


There's no way i can hold it
I can't take this anymore
its a huge pile of (shut your mouth)!!
Im about to go on the floor
To the nearest rest stop please!!!!

Im getting cold sweat
Trying not to let go no air
Seems like it's gonna be a wet one
What a mess it would be on da chair
To the nearest rest stop please!!!!!

Here it comes "Blap Blap"
What a loud sound
On the leather chair it clap
Everyone in the car looked around
Where is the nearest rest stop?????

Please!!!! Please!!! mi a beg yuh
Pull ova inna di bush
Mi will use all leaf innuh
Cuz shanweezy nuh stush
Nuh rest stop nuh deh near!!!!!